Things to do when your bored in a hotel?

Question

Things to do when your bored in a hotel?

Answer 1

exercise. I spend half a year in hotels and I have lost a lot of weight by exercising

Answer 2

Sleep, eat, call home, read, do your nails, take a bath, get a puzzle book....

Answer 3

watch tv

go 2 the pool

go 2 the work out room

watch a movie

go and do stuff thats around the hotel

eat food

Answer 4

tv, pool, eat, laptop, sleep...

Answer 5

If there's 2 beds, jump from one to the other and jump again and repel off the wall and fall with your back onto the bed. then flip back up on the orignal mattress that you jumped from. Takes the boredom out of me every time. But if you want to do something more simple, I'd just watch some tv...Cheers!

Answer 6

you read your magazines



if you don't have mags you watch TV



if you don't wanna watch TV you go to the jacuzzi



if you don't wanna or can't do that you go to the restaurant / cafeteria downstairs or in the terrace

Answer 7

order room service, a movie or go on the internet.

Answer 8

Get out of your room!



If you can't do that then order room service and act like you are the Queen of Sheba!



Course; if you are good company to yourself you will never be bored anywhere at anytime.

Answer 9

Trash the place like a rockstar

Answer 10

1) Read

2) Watch T.V.

3) Swim in Pool

4) Sleep

5) Jump on bed

6) Jump across beds

7) Play with the lights

8) Run down hallway

9) Run down hallway screaming at top of lungs

10) Get kicked out

11) Throw a party

12) Dance

13) Take a Shower

14) Play basketball with paper and bathroom wastebasket

15) Play with A/C/ Heat

16) Hook as many blow dryers up as possible and turn them all on at once.

17) Play with the ice machine

18) Eat

19) Impersonnate people

20) Dress up like grandma and bother people

21) Greet people at the door

22) Knock on people's doors' and run

23) Make prank calls with the phone

24) If at a 5 star hotel, flirt with the bell boy

25) Annoy the front desk

26) Call the front desk and ask them a million questions

27) Room Service

28) If at a 1 star hotel, Knock on anothers door and yell room service.

29) Run the water and flood the place

30) Make bubbles overflow out of the laundry room.

31) Workout in the weightroom

32) Roll the weights across the weightroom

33) Skip rocks at the pool

34) Run around hotel

35) Crabwalk around hotel

36) Act like a seal and slide off the side of pool on your belly

37) Act like a walrus and splash around in the bathtub screaming ARRF!! ARRF!! ARRF!! ARRF!!

38) Smoke

39) .................Masturbate

40) Sex!!!

41) Take apart the remote and resolder the buttons (turning on t.v. would be pressing off).

42) Run around hotel naked

43) Hit on security guard(s)

44) Flirt with people next door

45) Bang on walls

46) Bang on walls and shout YES!! YES!! OH BABY YES!!

47) Pretend like you know someone and annoy them HARDCORE!!

48) Act like a Vallet Rep asking people if you can take their car.

49) Charge people to park underneath the carport.

50) Drink beer

51) Set up a romantic style dinner by placing table and chairs in the pool--- Don't forget a candle and roses

52) Toilet paper the entire hotel

53) Hide under the "Continental Breakfast" bar (behind curtain of table) and silly string early morning guests

54) Poor milk on the breakfast

55) Tape a fork in the top of the microwave

56) Put soil in coffee filter

57) Give VIP lap dances to old men waiting in lobby.

58) See how well your legs hold up by jumping from different stories.

59) Slide down the stairwell banister (on butt)

60) Slide down the stairwell banister (on stomach)

61) Climb the walls

62) Hang from chandellier in lobby

63) Swing from chandellier in the lobby

64) Hang from chandellier naked

65) Swing from chandellier naked

66) Toilet paper the lobby

67) Silly string the lobby

68) Dress up in knit shirt and dress pants, act like hotel maintenance, approach front desk and say you were assigned to rearrange the lobby.

69) Go Skinny-Dipping

70) Act like the desk clerk-- but naked

71) Act like the janitor

72) Overcharge customers

73) Exclaim you have OCD and count the tiles

74) While counting them, try not to step on cracks

75) Dress dirty looking, and go outside in front-- explain how you are inventorying grass blades (count grassblades).

76) Dress like a clown and scare kids

77) Act like a scarecrow (if hotel is equipped with garden).

78) Smoke out your room

79) Purposely open "Emergency escape door."

80) Play with coat hangers

81) Go in people's rooms and Switch out people's belongings.

82) Knock on people's doors and explain how you left something.

83) Tell a story while your looking for your item. (My kids threw up everywhere in here last night. Try not to slip in the bathtub, my wife and I had a good time last night).

84) Soap up the bathroom as much as you can

85) Take shower, and run out of room screaming a snake is in your bathroom.

86) Later persuade them it must have crawled off through the drain.

87) Bug the front desk clerk for a tour of the hotel.

88) Act like the place is haunted.

89) Set up GI' Joes in the hallway

90) Make bombing and gun noises while doing so.

91) Act as if you are skizzo and do crazy things in hallways.

92) If you have stuffed animals, set them up around the room and put on a show for 'em.

93) Study and memorize the t.v. guide

94) Order pizza

95) Order a movie

96) Set up a slip and slide leading into the pool.

97) Have a BBQ.

98) Sing to the guests.

99) Wear as many clothes as you can. (10 underwear, 8 shirts, 3 pants, 11 socks) during the summer-- and explain to the guests at the pool how it's too cold to swim.

100) Sew a bible cover with your clothes

101) Paint.....



Bonus': Hunt for pennies/ loose change. --OR-- Draw... --OR-- Leave....



--Rob :)~

Answer 11

visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha.

Answer 12

I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha.

Answer 13

I got a massage, then I did a full body mask myself with this special green clay, I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha.

Answer 14

'd try going to a church service, if there is something going on in your church or area, I've been out of town and was so bored in Santa Barbara once, by myself, I went on a wine tasting tour, I got a massage, then I did a full body mask myself with this special green clay, I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha. Those suckers.

Answer 15

store right now, on a tropical island or hanging out with friends? What is exactly the same in ever situation? You are. I am rarely bored. Unless I am too sick or too tired to do anything about it.

I make fun no matter where I am or what I am doing. If your TV is your only company. Watch something that is educational. Learning something new isn't usually boring. You say it's in a small town. Local little country stores can be very cool. The people friendly and have great stories. Same with local coffee shops.

Ask the front desk clerk what is around to do. Read all the pamphlets in the lobby, learning about the area your in. Get some paper, draw or start a journal. Writing id=f money and options were limitless what would you be doing right no. Be creative and let yourself go.

Answer 16

if you are bored in a hotel, you can always prank other people in the hotel. This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha. Those suckers.If you have two beds, call some girlfriends or sisters over and have a girls night in doing facials, ordering out, doing your nails and feet. Go to the bar, talk about the old days, stay up all night and maybe go out for coffee and/or breakfast and then you can all go back to your room and sleep.

Answer 17

I'll ask you if you were at the store right now, on a tropical island or hanging out with friends? What is exactly the same in ever situation? You are. I am rarely bored. Unless I am too sick or too tired to do anything about it.

I make fun no matter where I am or what I am doing. If your TV is your only company. Watch something that is educational. Learning something new isn't usually boring. You say it's in a small town. Local little country stores can be very cool. The people friendly and have great stories. Same with local coffee shops.

Ask the front desk clerk what is around to do. Read all the pamphlets in the lobby, learning about the area your in. Get some paper, draw or start a journal. Writing id=f money and options were limitless what would you be doing right no. Be creative and let yourself go.

Answer 18

Reading the Bible while nice and probably a wise thing for us all to do at least once a day can put you to sleep sometimes. Hotel rooms no matter how nice are really for sleep not entertainment,, I would suggest exercise, watch tv but even that gets boring, go for a walk, go to the lobby and bother the desk clerk for more pillows that's always fun. I have spent quite a bit of time on the road from hotel to hotel and the less time in the hotel the better. If the weather isn't nice enough where your at to go for a walk or jog then you might want to go to the local mall and window shop. Good luck,,,

Answer 19

mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha.

Answer 20

I'd try going to a church service, if there is something going on in your church or area, I've been out of town and was so bored in Santa Barbara once, by myself, I went on a wine tasting tour, I got a massage, then I did a full body mask myself with this special green clay, I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.

Answer 21

Wow! How many times can people say the same things over and over again?



There are only so many options so without seeing any of the other answers, I know whatever I will say has already been said.



Read a book. Watch Tv. Take a shower. Shampoo and style. Take a nap. Do a crossword puzzle. Get a newspaper. Check hotel computer if you can go online. Go to the dining area and have a soft drink or dessert.



If possible, step out and go to a cafe for a lunch or snack. Take a walk or a taxi ride around the area. Smile at a few people and make a friend.



If you're bored, it means you are boring. Work harder on developing an imagination.

Answer 22

I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them.

Answer 23

I've been out of town and was so bored in Santa Barbara once, by myself, I went on a wine tasting tour, I got a massage, then I did a full body mask myself with this special green clay, I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.

Answer 24

84) Soap up the bathroom as much as you can

85) Take shower, and run out of room screaming a snake is in your bathroom.

86) Later persuade them it must have crawled off through the drain.

87) Bug the front desk clerk for a tour of the hotel.

88) Act like the place is haunted.

89) Set up GI' Joes in the hallway

90) Make bombing and gun noises while doing so.

91) Act as if you are skizzo and do crazy things in hallways.

92) If you have stuffed animals, set them up around the room and put on a show for 'em.

93) Study and memorize the t.v. guide

94) Order pizza

95) Order a movie

96) Set up a slip and slide leading into the pool.

97) Have a BBQ.

98) Sing to the guests.

99) Wear as many clothes as you can. (10 underwear, 8 shirts, 3 pants, 11 socks) during the summer-- and explain to the guests at the pool how it's too cold to swim.

100) Sew a bible cover with your clothes

Answer 25

Watch every movie that you wanted to see. Get your favorite drink some candles and use the shampoo for bubbles. You can finally jump on the bed with no consequences. Go to the hotel bar. See what they have as points of interest you ,might find something new. Go swimming. Talk to the other people at the hotel bar, pool etc., sometimes they are real interesting. Exercises! Order room service and eat things you usually wouldn't. Go take a walk and pretend to be a tourist. I stay in hotels a lot does it show.

Answer 26

It depends on what the hotel offers and what kind of room you have. The more expensive the place, the more there is to do, of course...



In a five-star hotel, you can do whatever you like, including work out at the gym, go tanning, get a massage, iron your clothes or get your shoes shined. These are the most fun.



In a three-star, you can order movies, watch local news, order room service, swim in the pool (if it's open), soak in the hot tub (if there is one), spend way too much change on the soda machine, run back and forth to the ice machine (it's amazing how much fun a bucket of ice can be when you're really, really bored), check out the Bible, take a long bath with all the little things they have in the bathroom, raid the mini bar, jump on the bed, throw the tv out the window (rock stars only), and have wild passionate sex.



In cheap hotels, you can wonder what the walls are made of because you can hear the couple next door having wild passionate sex (or arguing, it's always one or the other), put change into the machine that makes the bed vibrate, wonder where that line of ants is going, sleep with one eye open because you're afraid that you're going to be robbed and killed during the night, listen to the truckers come and go (take that any way you want), and watch that neon light that's shining on your wall blink on and off...on and off.

Answer 27

It is very likely that no one will ever read this since it is one of over 500 answers. Maybe god flooded your basement to put you into the hotel to examine the Bible there because he wants you to wander the world as a certified hotel Bible inspector.



Anyway, If you are bored in a hotel, the best thing to do is meditate and enter a state that transposes the space-time matrix. When you wake up, either your basement will be dry or you will be on Venus depending on your linear algebra skills.



Anyway, if you are bored in a hotel, you can always prank other people in the hotel. This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha. Those suckers.

Answer 28

WOW!! You got a thousand answers here, since you are a christian it seems like, I'd try going to a church service, if there is something going on in your church or area, I've been out of town and was so bored in Santa Barbara once, by myself, I went on a wine tasting tour, I got a massage, then I did a full body mask myself with this special green clay, I bought at a very interesting store, it was great!! took forever but made my skin look great, I went to the pier, took a drive at night by the ocean , mostly went shopping, visited great galleries and spent a lot of money, shouldn't have, had breakfast at this gorgeous place, with lots of beautiful roses, walked around a lot, it was enjoyable. Hopefully it's not too much longer for you. I'd play some fun computer games from real one, you can play for a long time, it's very time consuming though.

Answer 29

Hi Rx, "Featured Question", alright. Sorry to hear about your basement. I was going to say if there's not a Gideon's Bible in the hotel room, then leave one behind if you can. I've done it. Those little pocket Gideon's New Testaments are great to carry around when you go out of town. A great witnessing tool. *I hope your carpet and things get replaced quickly. God bless you my friend. <><

Answer 30

If you have two beds, call some girlfriends or sisters over and have a girls night in doing facials, ordering out, doing your nails and feet. Go to the bar, talk about the old days, stay up all night and maybe go out for coffee and/or breakfast and then you can all go back to your room and sleep.

Gosh, what I would give for a few days in a hotel.

Enjoy the break from your normal routine which you will have to get back to. Believe me, when you get home you're going to say "I should have done this or I should have done that".

Answer 31

Easy and does little damage to the room. Get a few people in there. I recommend a total of 6, including you. Take the mattress off the bed and prop it up in the middle of the room, dividing it in half, with 3 people on each side. Then roll a pair of socks into a ball and play hotel volleyball! Just becareful of the lamps and other such things!

It's so much fun!

Answer 32

1. Decorate the hotel room! Go out and buy a lot of junk then make it so that no one can be bored staying there again! Leave a note in a drawer saying "I thought this place needed a new touch."



2. Annoy the Tartarus out of the dude at the check-in desk by asking him a lot of questions about his job and personal life.



3. If there is a pool, go for a swim and pretend aligators are chasing you. See how many heads turn your way.

Answer 33

Read the bible. I'm not christian nor do I associate with the bible, but it's interesting to learn about it. As I can see from your profile, you have read the bible, so who knows! Bring your own reading material.



Try something such as meditation. Turn the room into a relaxing place, play some music and focus on yourself.



Give yourself a makeover, or the whole spa treatment.



When I am in a hotel room I tend to do things that I wouldn't do at home. This makes the expirience a little more interesting and different. Although I do bring my laptop/ phone just in case!

Answer 34

This is not cruel and unusual because most likely they are as board as you - unless they are on their honeymoon. You can do this by calling other rooms or by knocking on the doors and running. If you call, tell them they need to go home ASAP because their basement is flooded. That will get them. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out their basement really wasn't flooded and they just wasted $500 by spending the week in a hotel board to death! Ha ha. Those suckers.

Answer 35

Sorry about the home damage. Been there with the Pepcon blast years ago in Nevada!



Hopefully your homeowners insurance is covering the temporary digs and costs. Check into it if you haven't already.



Things to do in a hotel. Use the gym equipment. Use the pool. Watch TV and read like at home. Go see friends. Go to work and have your usual routine.



Also check into the repair at least every few days at the house. Don't think you can trust repair people 100%.

Answer 36

One time when I was staying on the 42nd floor of a hotel I made paper airplanes with my friends and threw them out the window. We had contests to see who could get theirs the farthest. one actually flew into someone's room.



Sit in the elevator and play the decades game. Just sit in the elevator and decide what decade each person who rides it looks most like.



These are both things to do in a huge hotel in the middle of the city with lots of people. If you are in the middle of nowhere in a small hotel I can't be of much help. Sorry, and good luck choosing a best answer with so many answers!

Answer 37

You may never get another opportunity like this again. Pamper yourself by taking long baths or using the hotel spa.

If you have two beds, call some girlfriends or sisters over and have a girls night in doing facials, ordering out, doing your nails and feet. Go to the bar, talk about the old days, stay up all night and maybe go out for coffee and/or breakfast and then you can all go back to your room and sleep.

Gosh, what I would give for a few days in a hotel.

Enjoy the break from your normal routine which you will have to get back to. Believe me, when you get home you're going to say "I should have done this or I should have done that".

Answer 38

Most people now don't even use half of the internet's features now due to poor quality of software. The problem being is that Microsoft has bogged down windows so much even with an expensive pc functions and features can be slow. The ticket to the future will be a basis operating system with user launchable application that are run on an as needed basis.

Answer 39

In cheap hotels, you can wonder what the walls are made of because you can hear the couple next door having wild passionate sex (or arguing, it's always one or the other), put change into the machine that makes the bed vibrate, wonder where that line of ants is going, sleep with one eye open because you're afraid that you're going to be robbed and killed during the night, listen to the truckers come and go (take that any way you want), and watch that neon light that's shining on your wall blink on and off...on and off.

Answer 40

Most of the answers have already covered the basics--you can order room service, watch a movie, or call someone from home. Does the pool have a swimming pool and / or spa? There's another idea.



Your best bet, though, is probably to see if there's anything going on outside the hotel that you can go to. If you have a car, you have plenty of flexibility about where you can go. If you're without a car, try to find a place or activity that's within walking / bus distance.

Answer 41

Take a long bath or shower then jump in bed and surround your self with your favorite snacks, get a book (Id get a funny one) and read awhile....then watch some of your favorite shows on TV. When that gets old. Maybe catch up on writing those friends and family that you have been putting off. All in all you have time to relax and get ready for when your apt is ready. Make the best of it. Be grateful you have a place to go back to. Look at some mags for decorating your crib

Answer 42

Go Out Walking Unless It's Raining In Which Case Music TV Pool Eat Sleep

Answer 43

So many things---I always check at the hotel some provide a brochure of what they provide in hotel like work-out room, bar (dancing), pool, sauna,dining, some have video-plug ins for gaming and access on tv to rent movies. Another suggestion would be to call front desk and ask what tourist sites are close,call the towns area chamber of commerce. Get your nails done or have a pedicure or a tanning session. There is always shopping--get daring and dye your hair-perfect to not have that mess at home. Reading -I like to bring magazines. Write letters or lounge on the bed and make long distance phone calls. I would never miss the chance to have breakfast delivered by room service if available mmmm pancakes and warm syrup!!

Answer 44

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Things to do when your bored in a hotel?

Answer 45

1.strike up a conversation with the hotel staff.

2.Read your Bible (great thing to do actually!).

3.Go swimming, if there's a pool.

4.Give yourself a manicure/pedicure.

5.hang out in the jucuzzi.

6.call a friend/relative

7. invite friends over for a sleepover. (no one's to old to have a sleepover! just be sure about the no. or people are "allowed" by the hotel in your room.)

Answer 46

Try reading and it might be a good time to write some letters to friends and family. Why not start on your x-mas shopping list and clear out all your junk mail for the Internet. I would see if they have a exercise room and maybe go swimming. Enjoy and hopefully your place will be done soon! Good Luck. Also watch a good movie and do your nails and feet!!! A facial might be fun to.

Answer 47

Come on- How can you be bored in a hotel room when you have a computer in front of you and TV in the room? Heck, maybe you should get out of the hotel and see the town you are in.

Answer 48

Any time I'm in a hotel I go and walk/ride around the town and see what's there. Sometimes you can come along some interesting places and even if you don't at least you got out and did something for a little while, right?

Answer 49

I use to work in one and could not believe how grubby the rooms were. If you are that bored, why don't you go around the window sills and see how much dust you can collect. Or, have a peek under the bed - there hangs many a tale to tell!

If you find that the room is really grotty, then request some kind of refund. I mean these places charge like wounded bulls and expect the consumer to be satisfied. Complain!



Happy dust hunting!

Answer 50

Come on- How can you be bored in a hotel room when you have a computer in front of you and TV in the room? Heck, maybe you should get out of the hotel and see the town you are in.



Whenever I travel to a destination far away from home I spend so much time out seeing the sights that I never get to fully enjoy the ammenities that the hotel offers.

Answer 51

73) Exclaim you have OCD and count the tiles

74) While counting them, try not to step on cracks

75) Dress dirty looking, and go outside in front-- explain how you are inventorying grass blades (count grassblades).

76) Dress like a clown and scare kids

77) Act like a scarecrow (if hotel is equipped with garden).

78) Smoke out your room

79) Purposely open "Emergency escape door."

80) Play with coat hangers

81) Go in people's rooms and Switch out people's belongings.

82) Knock on people's doors and explain how you left something.

83) Tell a story while your looking for your item. (My kids threw up everywhere in here last night. Try not to slip in the bathtub, my wife and I had a good time last night).

84) Soap up the bathroom as much as you can

85) Take shower, and run out of room screaming a snake is in your bathroom.

86) Later persuade them it must have crawled off through the drain.

87) Bug the front desk clerk for a tour of the hotel.

88) Act like the place is haunted.

89) Set up GI' Joes in

Answer 52

Eat, Watve Tv, Room Service, Sleep, Read More

Answer 53

Write a diary of the happenings of the day. After completing that, start reading an interesting novel. Reading would make you sleepy. Then turn off the lights and go to sleep. Wake up in the morning, take bath, have breakfast, and then go out for shopping or sight-seeing.

Answer 54

DO NOT write or keep any personal information in your e-mail! That's not logical, that's the reason why so many people have had their identity stolen. Use Fraud protectors and Phising filters, but these security stuff aren't always as safe as we believe. You should buy Trojan for your computer, or download the free version, but remember, these were made by people, and the same people who made it know how to break it! So don't trust everything to the internet! Make sure you don't use the password on your internet for emails, and stuff also to use it for bank accounts and stuff like that.

Answer 55

One of my favorite expressions is "ennui is boring". Obviously you have grown to rely upon outside sources for entertainment. When away from your usual environment, you get bored. This can easily be remedied by taking control of your life. Just remind yourself that you only have so many days to live. So why waste them on negative energy. Read, read, read.

Oh sweet Jesus how I long for the solitude of a hotel room where I can just kick back, open a book, and pamper myself with the joy of reading.

Try it, you may even learn something.

Answer 56

What I Do Is That I'll Jump In The Bed Until All The Blankts Are In The Floor> I Did Once But My Mom Said To Stop Jumping On The Bed!

Answer 57

There was a list I read once about things to do in an elevator... Find this, and spend some serious time in elevators.

Also, you can put paper plugs on the salt shakers in the restaurant... Or make a pocket in the salt shaker using a napkin and fill this with pepper...

Or, ever fun, loosen the cap on one so that it's just ready to fall off...

Yes, salt shakers can be quite amusing.

Answer 58

Having spent numerous days and nights in hotels as a business traveler I can understand your situation. I'd try to pass the time by working out, reading, getting caught up on e-mail, taking in the local sights (depending on the city), or just go for a walk. If I was going out I'd always have my camera with me too.

Answer 59

Having traveled extensively for work and spending about half of my adult life in various motels and hotels across the US, I learned to maximize my motel time by making it my pamper time. Treat yourself to a long luxurious bubble bath. Try out that new funky haircolor you have been tempted by. Shave your legs and give yourself a pedicure. I used to manage a motel 6 and we had some pretty interesting people stay there. Our maintenance man once found several large bags of cocaine in the ceiling where the tennants had moved ceiling tiles and stashed it up there. So you might try finding a loose ceiling tile and see if you can get up in the crawl space, you might find a whole "attic" to explore.

Answer 60

Check out the hotels amenities. See which ones interest you the most and take advantage of them. Also there are always brochures in the lobby. Take a walk down to the lobby and pick some up and find out things to do in the area. Last but not least, take a nap!

Answer 61

I suppose I have the security of knowing that I won't have to choose between eating and heating when I retire, as so many pensioners have to do today. But even that can't be guaranteed. If one of us needs private nursing care at some stage, any amount of money would be gone in a few years.

Answer 62

If your hotel has an internet, you could check that out. There might be a pool, TV is always good, you can write something, or read. You can cook yourself a nice big dinner, take a nice bath, make something out of paper, order something, there could be something to do around the place, sleep, call up your friends, paint. There is a lot to do if you put your mind to it.

Answer 63

Use the hotel stationery and pens to write your memoirs. Try to organize them with categories and tags, like "insights" or "holidays" or "Uncle [fill in an uncle's name]". That way, you may surprise yourself by noticing recurring themes that keep showing up in your life.

Alternately, if you've got all of your stuff in your hotel, you might look into one of those organizing chores that you've been meaning to get to: sorting your old photos, figuring out what clothes you could get rid of (still useable = donate, worn to rags = throw away), or something similar.

And for a bit of a challenge, try to make a game out of your experience, either in one week ("Game Chef" category in the link below) or 24 hours ("24 RPG" category). Make sure to use materials commonly found in hotels: perhaps spinning the small bottle of conditioner on a piece of stationary to generate random numbers, or coming up with one different objective per floor of the hotel, or something similar.

Best of luck, and hope you're back in your own digs soon!

Answer 64

What I do when I am looking for something different to do or to pass the time - write down the U.S. states, try to see how many of the states you can remember, then try to think of all the capitals for the states.

Write down every name you can remember of family, friends. This will take up some of your idle time.

I'm sorry about your apartment, I hope the flooding was not too bad and your belonging will be saved.

Answer 65

i would call everyone i know and talk or try to invite some ppl over for a get together. but you say its in the middle of no where so depends on how willing your freinds are to come see you. i would go to a local library or to a mall and shop. walking around by yourself can be really interesting. you get to listen to yourself and learn about urself. while in the hotel at night, when you cant go out or see anyone i would relax, watch tv, sleep.

good luck with ur basment. sorry to hear it flooded =(

Answer 66

Be resourcefull and have things like the pamphlets and brochures from the motel chains you are most likely to visit, only in a remote state. place these things in the first room you rent, then tell the clerk you need another room instead. they always accommodate,then watch the persons that rent the first room be confused. better then that if it's one person from out of town, take em out on town get them drunk, help them back, then next morning say what a wild night it was that we wound up in perth Amboy NJ. Wow! have morning paper from perth. it doesn't matter with the date, at that point they wont notice!

Answer 67

Try out that new funky haircolor you have been tempted by. Shave your legs and give yourself a pedicure. I used to manage a motel 6 and we had some pretty interesting people stay there. Our maintenance man once found several large bags of cocaine in the ceiling where the tennants had moved ceiling tiles and stashed it up there. So you might try finding a loose ceiling tile and see if you can get up in the crawl space, you might find a whole "attic" to explore.

Answer 68

I never get bored in a hotel. I usually eat doritos in front of the TV. Or go swimming in the pool. Take a shower, sleep, tour the Hotel. Many stuff.

Answer 69

Read books other than the Bible.

Watch movies.

Go for a walk.

Go out to eat.

Take a tour. Take a night cruise.

Find the fitness center.

Rent a bicycle and go for a ride.

Organize your bills and paperwork and take care of it.

Start a needlepoint pillow.

Find a pool/beach/lake to swim in.

Answer 70

I have driven to another city and hide out in a hotel for the weekend. I took a good book, my laptop, and my pedicure essentials. Parked a chair on the balcony overlooking the pool and just relaxed. I would read a little then nod a little. Once I was well rested, I gave myself a well deserved pedicure. Then I caught up on email while my toes dried.

Answer 71

when ever im at a hotel with my curling team (theres four of us) we always just run around the halls like idiots, its a great way to kill time and lots of times we meet cute guys in the process :P.... i also sugest going outside, taking a walk, watch tv, go to the pool, read, do a makeover on yourself... umm oh! and if you love to draw, then draw....



also, going up to the desk clerk and asking for something, like towels... every five minutes is very amusing... then just run back to your room and shut the door, theyll never find you, and the best part is you get to annoy the person and the look on their face gets priceless as the minutes go by

Answer 72

Annoy the hotel guests. Pretend this is an apartment. "Exscuse me, may I borrow a cup of tea?"



"Care to sit and chat?"



"Want to dance on the elevator?"



Ride the elevator up and down with pushing all the buttons. This throughly annoys people. Now, if a hotel staff gets on, get off immedently

Answer 73

lol, run through the hotel naked, jump in the pool with your clothes on, tap on the walls that have a room next to them, leave the tv on all night, invite your friends over and have "girl time", order room service and when the guy (if it is a guy) gets there, ask him to fix a flickering light, and if he says "i'll get mantinence, say "no, you please. i'm scared." its so much fun to sexually harass a waiter. especially if hes hot. read the bible and fold the corner of all the pages over. it drives people NUTS. when the maid comes in to clean, still be there, eating peanuts and popcorn and everytime she tries to vaacume the floor, throw another handful of peanuts on the floor. only if they are rude to YOU first though. "accidently" hit the fire alarm. (i know from expierience, but mine was an actual acident.) throw footballs in the lobby.

Answer 74

Be prepared and have a bag stashed behind the couch and ready to go with tricks and things. Be resourcefull and have things like the pamphlets and brochures from the motel chains you are most likely to visit, only in a remote state. place these things in the first room you rent, then tell the clerk you need another room instead. they always accommodate,then watch the persons that rent the first room be confused. better then that if it's one person from out of town, take em out on town get them drunk, help them back, then next morning say what a wild night it was that we wound up in perth Amboy NJ. Wow! have morning paper from perth. it doesn't matter with the date, at that point they wont notice!

Answer 75

I like to do the normal stuff, work out at the gym, play video games, pool, go swimming, explore the area where the hotel. When I stayed in Vegas I would go to the convention areas and take samples or get information, or when the conventions were over I would find pens and papers etc to take. I once went to a hall where a wedding was and took a bottle of champagne.

Answer 76

I never get bored in a Hotel. I order Pizza and turn on the cable T.V. and enjoy the aircondition and chill bill...so live it up and reading the Bible is very good too!

Answer 77

Try leaving the hotel and checking out nature. Go for a walk, or just take a book and sit out side, in the evening, watch a movie or play solitare

Answer 78

Tell me about it, Im a waitress and live at the hotel where I work. To pass the time I use Yahoo answers! And I talk to the staff. It's different, because I work with the staff at my hotel, but maybe if they're friendly you could have a coffee with them to pass the time? Maybe they could give you some suggestions too?

Answer 79

If it is daytime, leave the hotel and go shopping or siteseeing.

If it is nighttime, take a bath and use all the nice bottles of things they leave for the guests. Then order room service and watch tv.

Make a cup of coffee. Take all the free things you find in the room and put them in your suitcase

Answer 80

Read the Gideon Bible and watch tv. Swim in the pool. Go to the exercise room and work out. Call room service. Or, my favorite, sleep.

Answer 81

I hope to be answer number 469 but I'm okay with being number 470. One thing I don't know if it's been mentioned yet because, while I have read a lot of responses I haven't read them all. but don't forget to Pray. Matt 26:41

Have fun with the responses.

I am #470, yeah!!!

Answer 82

hmmmm........ watch tv, read a good book, watch movies, read a magazine, call a friend and talk, go on a road trip meaning just get in your car and drive till your tired of driving then make your way back to the boring hotel, go on the internet, do puzzles, sleep, eat, go swimming, make friends with the person in the hotel room next to yours, have a friend come over and you guys can just hang out, go to a friends house.

Answer 83

Ask the front desk clerk what is around to do. Read all the pamphlets in the lobby, learning about the area your in. Get some paper, draw or start a journal. Writing id=f money and options were limitless what would you be doing right no. Be creative and let yourself go.

Answer 84

) Bang on walls and shout YES!! YES!! OH BABY YES!!

47) Pretend like you know someone and annoy them HARDCORE!!

48) Act like a Vallet Rep asking people if you can take their car.

49) Charge people to park underneath the carport.

50) Drink beer

51) Set up a romantic style dinner by placing table and chairs in the pool--- Don't forget a candle and roses

52) Toilet paper the entire hotel

53) Hide under the "Continental Breakfast" bar (behind curtain of table) and silly string early morning guests

54) Poor milk on the breakfast

55) Tape a fork in the top of the microwave

56) Put soil in coffee filter

57) Give VIP lap dances to old men waiting in lobby.

58) See how well your legs hold up by jumping from different stories.

59) Slide down the stairwell banister (on butt)

60) Slide down the stairwell banister (on stomach)

61) Climb the walls

62) Hang from chandellier in lobby

63) Swing from chandellier in the lobby

64) Hang from chandellier naked

65) Swing from chandellier naked

66) Toilet paper the lobby

67) Silly string the lobby

Answer 85

Rearrange the furniture.

Write SOS on the window with that dinky bar of soap.

Defrost the fridge.

Line the bathroom with tolet paper,and flush the toilet 100 times. Closely observe the amount of spray that covers the bathroom. Actually use the Bidet.

Find another bored hotel dweller and have elevator races.

Go CSI on the place, pretending that a murder has taken place in your room. Diligently gather clues, and tell the bellboy to call you Grissom.

Answer 86

If possible, step out and go to a cafe for a lunch or snack. Take a walk or a taxi ride around the area. Smile at a few people and make a friend.

Answer 87

Watch movies. Order room service. Go to sleep. Listen to the radio from the alarm clock. Read a book or magazine if you brought it with you. Call your family up and talk to them.

Answer 88

Call room service and order the most expensive items and have it delivered to the room next to yours then listen through the wall as they pound the bellboy for bringing it to the wrong room.



Or better yet, bang the headboard against the wall for like an hour and make moaning noises at the same time.

Answer 89

Some things you can do while bored in a hotel included reading a book, watching television, calling up friends and family, and ordering food from room service.

Answer 90

- Surf the internet

- Make up a list of items (Band-Aid, dirty joke, can of Pepsi, Wise potato chip, etc.) and go on a scavenger hunt... or throw together a costume and do some early trick-or-treating.

- Solitaire

- Swim

- Watch TV

- Take a long bubble bath

- Start a journal or write a story about all the weird people you met and things you got when you went trick-or-treating in August.

Answer 91

If you are with a significant other, there is a lot of things that can be done in a hotel. I do not understand the question, are you traveling on business? Our you on vacation? Depending on the reason you are in the hotel to begin with depends on what you can do and go see around town.

Answer 92

Just pretend you're not in the hotel. Use the hotel as your own home. Read a book, use the pool and the Gym. Pamper yourself.

Answer 93

read, go skinny dipping in the pool at midnight, sit in the jacuzzi, exercise, go for walk around the block a couple of times, go window shopping in the stores around the area, find a special place to eat out, sit in the lobby and watch people, make up stories about them, ride the elevator, explore the hotel, make friends with the housekeeping and food service people, they take care of you!

Answer 94

If you are there with a friend just hang out and talk. Or what me and my friends do is run around the hotel. But if you aren't then just kick back and relax. Or call room service and see who the cute guys at the hotel are and talk to them for a while.

Answer 95

are u alowed to go out of it on ur own?

no? then get lost inside it its fun u might make friends. if the hotel is a small place then there will be a little greenry to explore. I usually like visiting "out-of-bound" places.LOL all u have to do is find th right time. ;)



yes? then visit nearby shops. even if u dont hav any money its fun to look at stuff. buy books gr8 time-pass.

Answer 96

Take all of your pillows down to the lobby and arrange them in the lobby chairs. Go over to the complementary coffee station and pour out cups for all of the pillows and yourself. Throw an imaginary " Tea Party" keep up a lively conversation with all of the pillows and ignore anybody that stops to watch. You will make the week, if not month, of the bored front desk clerk.

Answer 97

I would go and talk a walk around the hotel (if it's like a really pretty hotel like those in Las Vegas).

I would go to the spa.

I would go to the pool.

I would call for room service and pig out.

I would take pictures of myself in the room, making funny faces since I am alone.

I would buy lots of snacks and finish them while watching tv.





Er, I cant think of anything else.

Answer 98

This question seems to be moot. How can you be bored when you now have to read each and every one of these responses in order to select a best answer? There are almost 500 so far, that's going to take awhile.

Answer 99

Hit the fitness center for an hour, hot tub for 20 minutes, pool for an hour, back to the room for a shower, channel surf, order room service,

set the timer on the tv., and crash.

Answer 100

One time i was at a hotel and it was kinda borring for a while, but our room key could open up this closet, even though it wasnt supposed to, and there was a wheel chail inside and we rode around it for a while and whenever we got caught by a maid i jumped up and said "im cured!!" So try looking for a wheel chair and have fun with that.

Answer 101

Go to the front desk and ask the agents what there is too do in the area and where most of the transient guests go to hang out while they are in town. They know the best food & attractions around.

Answer 102

i feel like hotels are only for sleeping cuz i only stay when i'm on vacation, so y stay inside when u can be doing stuff outside ur hotel? unless.... ur talking about those fancy hotels equipped with everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) u can imagine, then theres loads to do and u dont have to ask. so i guess my answer is just stay up all night with ur roommates then go to sleep really late.

Answer 103

well if you r a kid at heart you could jump on the bed, eat popcorn and watch movies. Make a mini fort out of the blankets. see how many times you could get the front desk to do as you have asked. Play games. Have a small perty with friends. There are so manythings you could do.

Answer 104

Watch TV, Order rooms service, walk around the hotel complex in search for a vending machine or two, surf the net, sleep., Get a Myspace account if you don't have one, listen to music.

Answer 105

Watch TV...room service...food...go up and down the hotel elevator...get ice near the soda machines...read a book...jump up and down on the beds...and make a house out of the blankets

Answer 106

When I was kid, my mom and dad wouldn't let me and my niece watch TV after they went to bed so we'd ride the elevators and have elevator races until someone from the hotel staff would notice us and make us go back to our room or we'd just get tired then got back to the room and sleep.



But your not a kid so that's out of the question.



If for some reason your not able to go out of the hotel, just explore the hotel and see what you can find.



I went on a vacation a few years ago and I had gotten Sun burned so bad that even sunlight hurt my skin. So I was stuck indoors for a few days.



And that's what I did. Just went all over the hotel. Looking for vending machines and the lounge was cool.

if you of age just order a drink and sit and listen to the lounge band or what ever their called.



But if your in a motel 6 then your screwed because they don't have crap.



you'd do better to just watch the SPICE channel.

Answer 107

Have the hotel moved to the middle of somewhere where there are plenty of people and plenty of life around you. That way, you won't have to ask a question such as this.

Answer 108

Walk around the lobby and talk to some people there. Go to a bar if there is one at the hotel.



Do some homework(if you're a student).



Call/text up some friends through your cell.

Answer 109

Crawl thru everything and every where in the hotel, pools, shop, salon, bar, club, gym, meeting rooms



At night, pick the house phone and call every room and make idle gist with other guest who cannot guess who you are or what room you are in (you might find some1 willing to come over n keep u company)

Answer 110

tv, sleeping, looking at the bible

by the way, all hotels that i've been to have a brand new bible like no body touch them although all the hotels that i've been too are top rank

well, just to let you know

Answer 111

Secret wall art. Take something out of its place, for example a painting, draw a picture then put the picture back. It'll be like a little treat for anyone who happens to look there.

Answer 112

If you have a laptop use it.

If not, you could go for a walk or exercise, if they have a fitness room go there if not try exercising yourself.

If there is a swimming pool go for a swim.

If you are inspired write notes for a future book!

If you have cards or any board game invite someone to play with you!

Go for a drink at he bar if they have one!

Good luck!

Answer 113

Cable TV. Jacuzzi. Room Service.

Answer 114

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Answer 115

After completing that, start reading an interesting novel. Reading would make you sleepy. Then turn off the lights and go to sleep. Wake up in the morning, take bath, have breakfast, and then go out for shopping or sight-seeing.

Answer 116

go 2 the work out room

watch a movie

go and do stuff thats around the hotel

eat food

Answer 117

HIGHLIGHT Scripture in Gideon's Bibles.

Answer 118

i make use of the pool or gym if available. or go to the inside pub and talk to people, or play the radio while taking a relaxing bubble bath. play solitaire or walk around the area i am staying to see local habitations, ask the frontdesk people for ideas.

Answer 119

walk around the hotel with no shoes on, thats always fun...Some hotels have areas for entertainment...One hotel I went to in Grand Canyon Village had a bowling Alley and some have other things...If youre with someone else go explore.

Answer 120

You could ask the concierge to find exciting things to do around where you are. You could call people watch TV. There a many things to do at a hotel you just have to be curious!

Answer 121

There might be a pool, TV is always good, you can write something, or read. You can cook yourself a nice big dinner, take a nice bath, make something out of paper, order something, there could be something to do around the place, sleep, call up your friends, paint. There is a lot to do if you put your mind to it.

Answer 122

Shave your legs and give yourself a pedicure. I used to manage a motel 6 and we had some pretty interesting people stay there. Our maintenance man once found several large bags of cocaine in the ceiling where the tennants had moved ceiling tiles and stashed it up there.

Answer 123

-own sweet time for every meals

-swim/gym

-take photos around the hotel, he he photos of people would be interesting

-if ur tv addict, stay in the room

-stay around for jazz at night at the lobby

-read a book and nap as long as u wanted

-surfing the net

Answer 124

I noticed you already have many replies I didn't read them first before adding my suggestions...but here it goes.

give your fingers and toes a manicure



do some exercises with a bath towel



get a paint set from the craft store and paint the view out your window



start a diary or journal with all your memories...



hope this helps .....and best of luck in all you do.....

Answer 125

-jump on the bed

-go to the pool or jcuzzi (if they have one)

-walk around in the halls and ride the elevator

-run up & down the stairs and act retarded

-knock on ppls doors & make a quick exit! (never do that on the same floor as your on!)

-raid the vending machine then go back to my room and watch tv

-sit in the lobby & check out the guys that are coming in and out of the hotel!

Answer 126

Play Solitare

Answer 127

Watch a movie, go shopping. Explore the area where the hotel is located. Go to the gym or pool. Gee, I would like to be bored in a hotel!

Answer 128

Some websites today still suck, even if they're new. However, do you remember how most websites had bright flashy backgrounds, midi music in the background, and you had to scroll down page after page to read the whole site? It was terrible compared to what we have today.

Answer 129

You should rent a movie,or call some friends to join you to play some card came,or going out with them.

Going to a libraries,taking a good walk or visiting someone that you love.:)

Answer 130

Jump on the bed, order room service, go to the pool, keep reading the bible, do what you do.

Answer 131

Well if the hotel has activiies that do not interest you, you are in big trouble. There is pretty much nothing you can do at that point the only option is to invite someone over, preferably your best friend, you can both grab some food to eat and i am sure there will be lots to chat about.

Answer 132

Go on the internet, room service, sleep, tv, see if the hotel has a pool!

Answer 133

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play cards if you have any doodle on some paper call or IM your friends exersise make funny noises try new looks with make up (if your a girl) go to a nearby walmart and by some magazines or something

Answer 134

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Answer 135

Prentend like you actually live there and introduce yourself to your neighbors. You might meet some really interesting people. Then when they leave and new people arrive, do the same thing again! I promise it will be much more interesting than watching TV.

Answer 136

Buy a phone card and call your all friends. Someone might help you to move out the hotel. You can have some fun with her/him

Answer 137

If you don't have a writing pad of some kind and pen get one. you can do some writing. Write a poem or start a journal. You could also get a puzzle book and work on that for a little bit.

Answer 138

swimming in the pool if they have one, hot tub,working out if they have a fitness room,hot tub,watching movies ,order room service, playing games on video game system if they have one,game room in lobby,it all depends on if you are talking about a motel or great big resort that has different things to do,like spas and bowling alley.if all else fails you ccould always go for a walk outside

Answer 139

Go out to eat.

Take a tour. Take a night cruise.

Find the fitness center.

Rent a bicycle and go for a ride.

Answer 140

I used to manage a motel 6 and we had some pretty interesting people stay there. Our maintenance man once found several large bags of cocaine in the ceiling where the tennants had moved ceiling tiles and stashed it up there.

Answer 141

Take out the cable outlet and switch the cable with the adjourning room (they usually come up the wall in the same hole)and watch movies for free

Answer 142

Go to the concierge or if there is not one see if they have an info center in the lobby where they have flyers for area attractions. Find out which one's are walking distance or a short ride away and see some sights.

Answer 143

I've made paper air planes.

It was kinda cool I was 21 my gf was younger.

We were way up almost the top floor and we threw a couple off the balcony.

Answer 144

order room service, call everyone you know, read the pamplets and menu of surrounding businesses, order nasty channels on cable, go out swim in the pool /jacuzzi eat and drink go siteseeing and take a long walk around the neighborhood

Answer 145

If u have some friends with u or u meet some people in the hotel its always fun to play hide n seek.

Answer 146

Hit the gym, stay fit, watch cable tv and enjoy hotel restaurants.

Answer 147

well, one time we got a hotel room to party in and whent skinnie dipping at 5 am it took them a hole hour and a half to kick us out of the pool VERY fun, another thing we did that night was steal lots of stuff from around the hotel adn came back to eachother and saw who got the coolest things. Yes i know it sounds dorkie but we wernt sober!!!! but ot was a hell of a fun night

Answer 148

Call up your bestfriend and see if she wants to come chill with you. Make some friends there at the hotel. Go hang out in the lobby and see what trouble you can get yourself into.

Answer 149

watch a movie

go and do stuff thats around the hotel

eat food

Answer 150

Room sevrice

Answer 151

snick other peoples beds and cover the rooms floor like a giant trampoline then start flipping and just go wild. then get stacks of junk food and pig out. make friends with ure neighbours so they dont get angry @ u. get them drunk and send em back. hire mad movies and get a bikie gang to gether and trash the hell hole and leave immediately after that taking anything of those free soaps/shampoo etc and selling them for money no the streets

Answer 152

Watch TV or Read a book

Answer 153

Watch TV, I mean do you have to be staying at the hotel and not leave the area. I mean that doesn't make sense to me.

Answer 154

Write a story (or a diary) based on your experience during, and in the aftermath of, the flood.

Answer 155

Go to the candy moachine and the soda machine and get something to eat! order the internet and go online! or watch tv or go out somewhere or read a book or do something!!!lol

Answer 156

i would go somewhere around the area like maybe a bar, pool hall, amusement park, water park, or go to a resturaunt. if you are looking for something to do in the hotel itself i would go to a pool, arcade room, watch tv, ask the front desk if there are already pre-planned events happening for little kids or maybe even adults like a dance, or a movie.

Answer 157

Get out of the hotel room...go explore the hotel lobby, or the City you are staying in.

Answer 158

Write in your journel, read scriptures, and pray get to know who you are,,,find that inner peace,,



I know this might sound lamo to others, but to have inner peace, make us a kinder person...



Bible is there for a reason...



don't know where you live, so I don't know the area, but its so dangerous these days just to get out and walk,,,,



best wishes in all things to you...



Enjoy the quiet time..call your loved ones too,,let them know you are ok..

Answer 159

Look for a dude to play with if your single... LoL... No just watch cable....take a hot bath then shower then fix your hair then paint your toes count something in the room call friend...

Answer 160

You should try to get out on the town. If you can't go swimming,work out,watch t.v., or read a book.

Answer 161

Play With Something

Answer 162

Sleep

Answer 163

ask at the front desk if they have cards and then play solitaire for hours on end. i am at work and have firewalls all over the place or i'd look for you but there are many different versions of solitaire and i'm sure the rules for them are online somewhere

Answer 164

Yahoo Question and Answer is a good way to deal with boredom. Or you can try a chat room. I don't have much luck with them though.

Answer 165

how remote? If so take use of the facilities. Your paying for them and of course your lap top. Get out smell the roses, go on a date it is really endless. Motel is only good for one ooops two things one being sleeping:-)

Answer 166

Jump on the bed!! Or jump from bed to bed! That's entertainment for hours.

Answer 167

i rest because i usually go to hotel when i travel to other city or country so the all of day i visit sight-seeing of city or country and then go to hotel for rest and sometimes read a newspaper or watching t.v.

Answer 168

hotels can be fun.Take all the free stuff you can find lol shampoo,soap hey it's free.Order room service.Run around the hall and knock on a radonm door run go in elevator.Watch a movie

Answer 169

Tv, Anything you brought with you that's fun, pool (if they have one) eat, sleep, and why don't you take a walk in the Hotel. Oh one more Yahoo! Answers.

Answer 170

go to the pool and prank call some rooms ,sneek into the bar honey what cant you do in a hotel

Answer 171

Jump on the bed, because you don't have to worry about ruining the mattress. Turn on the radio and jump/dance on the bed. It is a good workout and it is fun.

Answer 172

Only when you are bored alone, start at the bottom level of the motel, and ring or knock on every other door. Or, more bothersome, trot up and down the balcony all night.

Answer 173

just go relax in the pool and meet some ppl and play games with them like poker/blackjack/billiards just relax order some1 to message ur back just relax its a hotel ur not supposed to do anything hard

Answer 174

Craw under you beb a search for hidden treasure in the box springs

Answer 175

hang out in the lobby a read a newspaper ! You''ll get to meet some folks

Answer 176

Order room service and ask for the cutest guy to deliver it then flirt with him. It sounds stupid but it's surprisingly fun, more so when you have friends with you.



Go swimming in the pool, tan by the pool (if it's outside).



Watch tv.

Answer 177

Play cards with the person you are there with, or if you are there by yourself, make some sketches of things like a tree or maybe a butterfly.

Answer 178

walk around in the hotel and meet new people



game room



sleep



watch tv



find some cute boys



read a magazine



call your friends



eat



throw ice down the hallway!!!

Answer 179

Your paying for them and of course your lap top. Get out smell the roses, go on a date it is really endless. Motel is only good for one ooops two things one being sleeping:-)

Answer 180

Call me up coz ill be in the next room to you and we can party like rockstars with my swiss bank account. LOL...a dip in da pool and then a night on the town in a Limo???

Answer 181

take a nice warm relaxing bath. light some lavender candles and soak in the water. breathe the lavender in which does well for headaches or insomnia miss good luck

Answer 182

watch TV,got to the movies,room service,restaurant in the hotel, and got to the pool.

Answer 183

I got stuck in St. Louis for a night and I WENT OUT! Get out of there, take walks to clear your head... You wouldn't find me sitting around a hotel room, reading a Bible, I can guarantee you that!

Answer 184

Drop a bouncyball down the stairwell to see how high it will bounce, then wait for the cops to knock on the door three hours later because somebody smelt cannabis smoke in the stairwell.

Answer 185

leave the hotel and walk asking yourself to day dream of a beautiful place that you you like to arrive at by doing something kind or generous to a total stranger or animal you happen to meet along the way

Answer 186

I always take a book or 2 along when I travel, or in the event that I'm stuck somewhere for awhile.

Answer 187

i stuffed myself with whatever i could find in the fridge.

ordered the weirdest in the menu.

went online with a webcam near the shore (wireless internet)

went on a drinking spree in the bar area

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Always bring something because if you dont you have to buy something and it aint fun to buy something if you have NO MONEY!! I have been their! You should never say you are bored you always have something to do look in a mirror or something! Call somebody! Go to a park have fun do a dance be yourself!

Answer 189

go to the pool

watch TV

check out the room service

meet other people

Answer 190

Go down to the lobby or to the Lounge(Pub) and just watch the other guests as they interact with each other and the locals............It is really quite fun and sometimes down right hilarious .

Answer 191

when u r borded in the hotel if they have it go on the internet, go swimming, tennis, games, shop around the hotel if there is stores there walk around see what there have fun do some shopping eat out buy stuff write post card and mail them drive around to see what around where ever u r at

Answer 192

YOGA.....Sleeping, reading is so boring, Call room service staff and chat with them. Get out of the room,check decor of each floor, floral arrangemtns are different.

Some exhibitions are always ongoing,

Answer 193

Go get a massage... or perhaps jump in the pool...

How about signing on Messenger and chatting all day?

I would do that...

Answer 194

Watch the local news for the area and be glad when its check out time.

Answer 195

Learn sign language

Answer 196

Bring a stack of books and magazines and spend the day reading...my idea of heaven.

Answer 197

Thorw eggs out your window, play with the free soaps and call room service and speak gibberish so they don't understand what you say.

Answer 198

Watch TV, go to the hotel pool, go on the internet, draw, write...

Answer 199

If you've considered learning a new language then get a book on it and some tapes and start working on that.

Answer 200

Well you are on line! This is great answer as many questions as you can before Yahoo makes you stop. But read all the questions first to make sure your not answeringthe DUMB questions.

Answer 201

watch tv and sleep. Go to the swimming-pool and to the disco at the night. Kisses

Answer 202

Have sex on every piece of furniture and in every corner of your room. Have sex with the curtains open so other people can see. Watch porn. . . order room service. . . swim in the pool and hot tub and have sex in both! Have sex in as many positions as possible! Have sex on the gideons bible and spooge the pages together. . then throw it out the window!

Answer 203

go to the pool eat sleep gather up all the stuff you steal from the hotel(shompoo conditiononer,ect)and run up and down the hallways.

Answer 204

Listen to music or play games. Call and talk to people. Rest and Relax

Answer 205

I usually go fill up the ice bucket. Its good exersise to walk around the hotel too.

Answer 206

read a book

play a video game

watch television

get one of those crossword or puzzle books

get a deck of cards and play solitaire

call your family

write a book.

Answer 207

take a hot bath with a ciggie..it's really fun

go the bar, lobby etc

go to the business center to check ur email :D

use the spa facilities..

if u r still bored just get out of there

Answer 208

Spend one whole day in the car. Sleep there as well.



Next day Surprise.........the Hotel room won't seem so bad.

Answer 209

Watch TV

Watch a movie

Read a book

Go swimming

Order in pizza.

Answer 210

cruise the internet, chat, watch the talk shows, go for a walk, sit in the hot tub and see if any cute men come LOL

Answer 211

Chat with someone online.Swim if there's a swimming pool.Dance if there's a night club or disco.Read a book,write a journal etc.

Answer 212

Read, watch t.v., look in the phone book, stay on the internet.

Answer 213

Read some MORE of your Bible and call some friends...

Answer 214

first off i'd have to suggest making a booty call ! I mean come on, your in a hotel, you must be alone, so get someone to come over and entertain you or entertain them !

Other then that there is never anything wrong with catching up on sleep, you can never have enough of it !

Answer 215

Is it day or night?



I'd go to the lobby and people watch, go work out in the fitness center, go to the spa, eat. Watch cable, check out the gift shop, ask the concierge.

Answer 216

I think he's more so upset because he lost his sponsorships, medals, and fans. Not that he let anyone down, but that he lost all his material things.

Answer 217

have a hot bath, lay back , put some headphones on ,close your eyes,relax and think of who the dream guy of your life is gonna be and how your gonna spend your lives together.or you can imagine anything you want.use you imagination.

Answer 218

Go up and down the halls and change all the Do not disturb signs to Early Maid Service.

Answer 219

go to the pool, go to the front desk and ask them whats a good place to go.

find something close by-ask at the lobby(front desk) they will know whats close by there.(walking distance.)

or what the hotel offers.

Answer 220

Leave the Hotel as fast as possible :)

Answer 221

omg that happens all the time to me, i usually just cruise the gift shops and kittle stores by the lobby...maybe find a friednd your age, and go to the arcade there if there is one...go swiming, there are aloit fo things you could do in a hotel...me and my friends stayed up and played bullshit in the lobby...its really fun...idk, there are alot of things to do

Answer 222

Read "The road less travelled" By M. Scott Peck

Answer 223

Use your Hi-speed internet like you're doing now and look at things on Amazon that you think are cool.

Answer 224

Leave the hotel and check out the local night life.

Answer 225

Order room service.

Answer 226

go to the pool if they have one, take a nap, get out of the hotel and go somewhere!

Answer 227

figure ways of getting TV out of room without getting caught

Answer 228

I've always found sex to be a great way to pass the time in hotels.

Answer 229

read, tv, do ur nails, do a craft, prank call people, make a lot of noise like ur having sex, knock and run on the other rooms, set off the fire alarm, call for room service,

Answer 230

Call me and we can read the Bible together.

Answer 231

If you are alone I like using the pool or weight room. If you are with a significant another...

Answer 232

hi

Answer 233

first count ur hands finger from right 2 left then left 2 right

and vice versa

then do the same thing 4 ur legs

and sum up all the figure

Answer 234

Play with dolls and go to the pool

Answer 235

go outside and walk around even threw your in a desolated place you can see more when you are walking trust me Ive been in places and found awesome people and small mom and pop places that hold well in my memory

Answer 236

watch TV, play games on your cell phone, stare and the furniture, walk around, go for a swim, sing and dance, eat, sleep off!

Answer 237

go get a massage, have your nails and hair done, relax by the pool with a good book...there is so much to do while staying at a hotel.. just relax and enjoy it all...

Answer 238

Jump up and down on the bed. order room service, and tell them to "send up a cute guy, 'cause you just got out of the shower!" and see what they say. Order a big hot fudge sundae and eat the whole thing by yourself, while watching a movie you'd NEVER watch with anyone. Take an extra long hot shower/bath...and relax! Son says, "throw water balloons off balcony, and run...or knock on next door, and run back in your room."

Answer 239

Also, you can put paper plugs on the salt shakers in the restaurant... Or make a pocket in the salt shaker using a napkin and fill this with pepper...

Answer 240

Ride the elevator up and down

Answer 241

Say goodnight Gracie!

Answer 242

depends what hotel ur staying at. u could use a psp ar the internet and do stuff on it. (ur avatar is hot)

Answer 243

THE T.V. IS A GOOD THING.LOOK OUT SIDE TO SEE WHAT OTHERS ARE DOING.GO SWIMMING.TALK TO YOUR MOM OR DAD YOUR SIS.BROTHER ON THE PHONE.YOU HAVE A LOT OF REST YOU CAN GET THERE.FRIENDS YOU CAN CALL TO PASS THE TIME AWAY.THINK OF SOMEONE YOU HAVE NOT TALKED TO IN A LONG TIME CALL THEM MAKE THERE DAY.AND YOUR'S TO.

Answer 244

Bother room service until they cry for their mommys :P it's fun...take it from me...but have a lawer ready in case of lawsuits

O.O

Answer 245

don't you have anybody to be with you?? if not find someone, at hotel bar or church as you seem to go there often.. then you could do watever you want in ur hotel room..

Answer 246

look at pictures you've already taken, organize and finalize plans for the next day, shower, watch tv or surf the net, get some sleep

Answer 247

Type answers on Yahoo Answers!

Answer 248

Swimming, shopping, reading, other recreational facilities available.

Answer 249

swim, work out, order room service, invite friends over and get a stripper

Answer 250

You can do crossword or other types of puzzles this will sharpen the mind as well as keep it off the boredom.

Answer 251

Watch closely

"Lost In Translation"

Ideas should arise....

Answer 252

Call the front desk, ask where is the most famous club, coffee house, etc. in town, call a cab, have fun!

Answer 253

look in the phone book under the escort page a nd order you a companion to help pass the time

Answer 254

Swim. I always love bringing a camera with me and taking pictures.

Answer 255

TV pool prank calls sleep

Answer 256

get in the pool go to sleep read a book play on your cell phone if you got one

Answer 257

stand in the elevator and when someone gets in stare at them and say"your one of them arnt you"and slowly back away.

or my fav put a little box in the elavator in the corner and when someone walkes in say"did you hear ticking"

Answer 258

go looking around the hotel, read, sleep, go swiming, excersize, watch t v, sit in the lobby

Answer 259

Wander around the Hotel? Find stuff out figure stuff out. Find a cute that works there and hit the secret location.

Answer 260

Go out and explore! That's what I do anyway. Pick up my camera, and check out the sights, the people, the food and the culture.

Answer 261

Take a shower, get dressed and go for a walk.

Answer 262

go in the pool,watch TV,or call room service

Answer 263

spend the time pampering your mind, spirit, body, and, soul, also play sudoku, and logic games you can find the games on-line and in a magazine in a grocery store

Answer 264

Make friends with the desk clerk.

Answer 265

Use the ice machine and fill up a bucket and then set it outside of someones door!!

Answer 266

Call room service and eat your heart out

Answer 267

Go bug the cooks.

around 2am walk down the kitchen an help

yourself.

Answer 268

Go to the pool, spend some time on the Internet, eat some sea food....Flirt with boys...

Answer 269

Rearrange the furniture.



Go to the front desk and ask if you've checked in yet.



Call building maintenance and tell them that you think there is water in the pool.



Call other guest rooms and say that you're on the entertainment committee, checking out if there having fun.



http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/bubblewrap.swf



I'll think of more fun stuff later!

Answer 270

hah.. if you feel like to be some kind of a naughty-teen , just go to next door's room , ring the bell and run away .. although i think it may make u feel guilty but it also can help u relax in some way .. but i'm sure you dont want to end up being in the police station rite ? just kidding ^^

Answer 271

Have a quiet time beside the pool in the morning :)

Answer 272

Walk up and down the halls in a negligee singing "La Marseillese"

Answer 273

What you're doing now, play on the computer or catch up on sleep.

Answer 274

Check under the mattress. I've found stuff in there.

Answer 275

You can always order room service, it may cost some money, but it can be fun!

Answer 276

Go out and discover the world sitting and doing nothing is just another way of going brain dead.

Answer 277

since you are a religious person how about crafts like making roserys or knitting. i design center pieces when i get bored

Answer 278

sit in the lobby or right out side and see how many people look at you as they walk past

warning: use only as last resort

Answer 279

we used to steal as many complimentary things as we could get away with. we even took starbucks coffee mugs off a maids cart (those might not have been complimentary.... but it was fun)

Answer 280

Watch 'Adult Swim' on the Cartoon Network, late at night.

Answer 281

Depending on your age...watch a movie...play cards...do crosswords...write a letter to someone...read a book...use your imagination. There's always something great in one's imagination! Try it, you'll see!!

Answer 282

the hot tube and pool are great some hotels have massages.

Answer 283

Call room service and order like crazy!

Answer 284

So try looking for a wheel chair and have fun with that.

Answer 285

check between the mattress and box spring for any surprizes left by former guests.

Answer 286

get ice and eat it. watch TV, ride the elevators, go down and read a magazine in the lobby.



GO IN THE EMPTY BALLROOMS AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY.

Answer 287

Get a massage or order room service!!!

Answer 288

Im truely sorry to hear that you are bored

out of your mind.



but at least you have the internet !

Answer 289

get to know the people that work the front desk. trust me they are just as board as you and would love the company

Answer 290

sleep....wander around for hot guys....steal things off the housekeepers cart, make friends with the housekeepers....go have a drink with them, I'm a housekeeper and I hang eith the customers all the time.

Answer 291

its always great to sit in the elavator and talk to everyone thats gets on the elavtor

Answer 292

You can talk to people there with you, watch tv, Eat, Play on your laptop(if you have one) or call up one of your friends. I hope you have no more troubles! Have fun, Ebony!!

Answer 293

dance to the music the play in the hallways. =)

once i went to a hotel and they were playing TAI.

i swooned.

Answer 294

go swimming, watch disneychannel, excercize. fake wake up calls on neighbors door. sneak breakfast from breakfast room. endless possibilities.

as you can see, take your time to read long list above.

Answer 295

Watch TV, go swimming in the pool, or if it has an arcade, go play games in the arcade.

Answer 296

go to the pool.

check out a local hotspot.

get a massage.

watch tv.

take a bath.

go eat in the restaurant.

Answer 297

Or, ever fun, loosen the cap on one so that it's just ready to fall off...

Answer 298

listen to music and shape yr nails....it takes a lot of time 2 do tat....n s sometimes boring 22....so listening 2 music it ll reduce e boredom of nail shaping......

Answer 299

Hang out in the lobby and try to pick up a chick. Or in your case try to get picked up.

Answer 300

if u are with somebody you could have fun. if not you could play the game on tv or go to the pool if the hotel have one.

Answer 301

shopping and browsing internet is also good idea, and there are full of content regarding bible

Answer 302

Go to a local craft store and find new craft ideas to learn.

Answer 303

play hide n seek in the hotel =)

Answer 304

Drive a DaimlerChrysler.

Answer 305

what i like to do sumtimes, is ride the elevator until it stops on a floor, then, if there are people waiting to get on, get out but quickly press all the button, so wen they get on, they will have to go to every floor until they reach theres

Answer 306

get in the elevator go up an down an when someone makes it stop pretend u work there an be like what floor are you goin to?? an go to there floor....an then after dey get off ride up an down until someone else gets on

Answer 307

Read your Bible,pray,sleep,the pool.

Answer 308

work as a prostitute? You can get pleasure and good money at the same time! Or better yet, film a porno movie

Answer 309

sleep, pool, cute room sevice guy, funny faces in the mirror

Answer 310

if u have a radio or a boombox, blast it on all loud to ur fave dance music & dance ur a** off heheh j/k...



i'd just go out for a walk....

Answer 311

Doing smart things is better than stupid things. I suggest you get a professional masseur and you will be guaranteed to sleep well thereafter.

Answer 312

jump on the bed internet take the towels and shampoo room service pool phone tv

Answer 313

cintchip y cadsod e cathebdo du y mi mama y mi papa

Answer 314

check and see if it has a game room, ask if they have a complimentary breakfast, go in the pool, call some friend, see if they can visit you.

'have fun :-)

Answer 315

order a ton of room service to the guy across the hall and then wait and see what happens!!!!!lol

Answer 316

go expoloring i mean hotels are near places that ppl vist it has to have nice stores and places

Answer 317

Watch provided tv or computer.

enjoy the swimming pool if it's available.

Answer 318

It depends on if you are alone or with a significant other. If alone you can watch tv, attend the jacuzzi, work out a little, mingle with guests at the bar/lounge or if you are with a partner........HAVE WILD AND CRAZY SEX UNTIL YOU BOTH PASS OUT!!!!!

Answer 319

Strip the bed and invite a friend over for some baby oil wrestling.

Answer 320

Bored in a Hotel? What a strange !!!!

Answer 321

read a book and just relax in the room

Answer 322

Just go downstairs, and hang out in the lobby. You never know who you might run into.

Answer 323

watch tv. this is a very difficult question. if its a nice hotel, there might or might not be a pool! go swimming!

Answer 324

Use the time to catch up on your reading, call old friends you haven't spoken to lately.

Answer 325

tv, play cards, write to friends, sleep



btw, the pictures you took on 360 are brilliant, love the scenes

Answer 326

put a note under someones door

Answer 327

Wow! Thankss! I was asking myself the same question yesterday

Answer 328

take complete advantage of the services they offer ie steal everything from the room

Answer 329

Have sex (if you are there with someone), build a fort with the furniture and bedsheets, get drunk (or high, whatever your trip is!), order room service, oh there is so much to do!

Answer 330

redecorate the room...

now that's a surprise for the owners lol

Answer 331

Take the time to start writing your memoires.

Answer 332

Exercise. Give yourself a manicure/pedicure.

Answer 333

Watch t.v and order room service.

Answer 334

order pizza, watch tv and chat on the net.

then when you are bord with that take a long hot bubble bath. then watch tv and chat on the net..

Answer 335

Order large pizza deliveries using other people's room numbers

Answer 336

go to the pool,.. then go and order some pizza then take a nice long shower!

Answer 337

knock on people door and then run.......now how the heck did u make ur avatar show so much instead of just ur head?

Answer 338

Prank call the other rooms

Answer 339

many things:

1-make a lot of mess, cuz it is not me who is cleaning ;)

2-order plenty of food and eat till i am stuffed

3-go to the swimming pool and swim till i can't even crawl

4-meet people and make friends

5-take all the free items when i am leaving

Answer 340

Well, I guess you found one. Are you on your laptop, or does the hotel supply computers to their guests?

Answer 341

read, room service(yummy!), shower, read your Bible (that is so cool i do the same thing!) , payperview movies, watch tv, do your nails, catch some ZZzzz's .... umm... that's a toughy

Answer 342

sleep, eat, swim, call friends, eat choclate, and uummm....take a tour walk by yourself and discover by yourself, like your on an adventure

Answer 343

Tv BOYS eat BOYS sleep BOYS pool BOYS

Answer 344

Go to the pool, or go to the exercise room.

Answer 345

watch TV or play games on your cell phone

Answer 346

take a walk ... pool read a book go shop just have FUN

Answer 347

Go to the pool!Watch TV!Go shopping!

Answer 348

call in room service theyll bring u whatever u want

Answer 349

call other rooms n pretend tht u r the owner of the hotel

Answer 350

Jump on the bed! Wheeeee

Answer 351

Use the internet, watch TV, order a pizza, go work out, swim in the pool......

Answer 352

watch tv, take a bath, laptop, listen to music hope it helps

Answer 353

Get a life

Answer 354

Sounds like you're entertaining yourself right now.

Answer 355

watch tv

Answer 356

Talk to the desk clerk, we get bored sometimes. If were not busy.

Answer 357

since it looks like you have internet access, read articles in the net



here are some links



http://www.ivillage.com

http://www.cnn.com

http://www.discovery.com

Answer 358

Watch movies/show reruns, pool

Answer 359

count the bedbugs and cockroaches.



get a blacklight, find out where people has jizzed onthe carpet, bedsheets, and ceiling.



check under the bed for dead bodies.

Answer 360

lik the carpet

Answer 361

look TV.swim. read book .use Internet. go outside to travel around :0 :) :)

Answer 362

Explore the town and go shopping.

Answer 363

- watch tv

- reading some magz

- go to the pool

- go to the gym

- sleep

- order some food

- go to the spa

- call massager in your room

- call a girl that can makes you 'busy and enjoy it'

- try to take a bath with her

- walking around in hotel with naked

Answer 364

Get out of the hotel and do something, anything.

Answer 365

bubble bath or play with the elevator

Answer 366

watch movies, read books and magazines, labtop, listen to my cd player, and then waatch some tv and then go to sleep have fun!

Answer 367

Go to the bar and have a few drinks.

Answer 368

Why stay in the room? Go out and sightsee.

Answer 369

Since you have a computer you should make a neopets acount .... I know it seems dumb but its fun when your boerd!



http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=cookiedoughblizzard



(Its fun to make a shared acount with a friend ^^ )

Answer 370

Well, you can watch T.V, reading or calling your friends on the phone.

Answer 371

yeah i would read a bible to

Answer 372

through cards into a hat

Answer 373

fidn ur missing grape joints, play on the elavators, sex, if ur near the water im sure their are sum hot chicks with big boobs their

Answer 374

you should:

watch tv, go outside to the

pool or ride your bike or whatever

or go on the computer.

Answer 375

run up and down the halls in your underwear while simultaneously waving your hands in the air and yelling at the top of your lungs

Answer 376

tv pool lounge arcade ordor paper veiw i like ur avatar lol

Answer 377

go in the elevator and then push all the buttons then run out its loads of fun

Answer 378

Go out and walk around,

aviator is too pretty

Answer 379

order take out

Answer 380

OH, ARE YOU BORED???

WANNA GET WILD AND CRAZY???

THEN.....

GET NAKED

STREAK...

AND RUN THROUGHOUT THE HOTEL COMPLEX...

AS FAST AS YOU CAN...

BUT STILL MAKING HEADS TURN!!!

FEEL THE ADRENALINE???

WHAT A HIGH!!!

DID YOU HAVE FUN!?!

Answer 381

prank calls, worth the money

Answer 382

****, watch tv, masterbate, visit the pool, or the jacuzi, or order out and try new kinds of foods you havent tried...watch a movie you wouldn't normally see?

Answer 383

try to flirt around wid other guyz at the hotel....

Answer 384

watch. t.v. and get out and walk at a safe time so nothing happens and listen to the radio. my opion?

Answer 385

Throw the damn bible away and find someone to play with!

Answer 386

Put the tv on BET or MTV and drop it like u hot!!!

Answer 387

Look to see if theres some sexy lads to chat up and have a laugh with. (=

Answer 388

That's way too easy to make fun of. This is what it takes to get on featured question now? Yahoo is definitely promoting stupidity.

Answer 389

the bible is most dont carry or take to a trip or hotel.

best thing to bring is videogames,scort classified.

Answer 390

order a porn movie to watch and masterbate or call someone from the paper to bang. come several times until your mind is blank or fall asleep.

Answer 391

go up and down the elevator and you might meet a new friend..

Answer 392

Drink. Play with thine self

Answer 393

just wander around the hotel and neigborhood you will find ineresting thing there

Answer 394

check out from that hotel and check in to another hotel !

Answer 395

go swimming or play in the arcade or just watch tv

Answer 396

Pleasure yourself

Answer 397

go explore the hotel!

Answer 398

call room service, watch movies

Answer 399

You can watch movies. You can raid the mini bar or just have sex.

Answer 400

r u ever bored in a hotel?

Answer 401

Answer Yahoo! questions! :)

Answer 402

Jump on the bed.

Answer 403

visit these sites. you will NEVER be bored again:



http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html



http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/lists/things_to_do_when_bored_258.html



or write www.google.com and type in "things to do when you are bored"....

Answer 404

You could get bored (know what I mean), if you are a christian then you should never be bored (either meaning).

Answer 405

Pick out a total stranger every hour and have unprotected sex withum!

Answer 406

Get freaky with a midget

Answer 407

call room service and when they get up there say u didnt call over and over again

Answer 408

look at the stars,tv,read,sleep,chat wit people, internet good luck

Answer 409

Room Service!!!!!!!!!

Answer 410

Wow, that is just beggin for me to say something naughty....must resist urge to say something perverted!

Answer 411

surf the web

Answer 412

read, talk to friend,listen to music,sleep,eat,go for a walk,draw,go to the pool...

Answer 413

Make prank calls

Answer 414

Hire I mean call a very special woman to entertain you, and keep you from being bored.

Answer 415

ooo how can you be bored in a hotel??? well make a mess!! you don't have to clean it!! lol

Answer 416

if ur bored, go in the hallway and scream. " I GO A BF AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER, YOUR ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING!! "

GO TO THE JACUZIE AND HANG WITH THE BOYS

Answer 417

go out to the bar or go out and meet people.

Answer 418

All depends, do you pay by the hour, day, week, or month?

Answer 419

call the cleaning help and give him/her a treat and party

Answer 420

Just flip through the entire channel lineup over and over and over and over and over...





...and over and...

Answer 421

i would like to go swimming, go other places like tampines mall and play x-box, PlayStation and go to sleep.

Answer 422

Do some meditations, breathing exercises

Answer 423

apparenlty for me, it is to go on Y! Answers.... I'm stuck in a hotel right now...

Answer 424

room service

Answer 425

sleep

watch t.v

swimming if there is a pool

read the Holy Bible

surf the web

jump on the bed (my favorite)

Answer 426

try to find a book to read. or answer these questions

Answer 427

leave the hotel

Answer 428

i wud definatly go to the pool. swim than relax on d sunbed :)

Answer 429

go swimming,go to the game romm if they have one or watch T.V.

Answer 430

i would answer this question but there might be kids present. you'll get the idea eventually.

Answer 431

Look for women.

Answer 432

kfjfheithewn klrrtj rtr e rfjerfkdf roei eope...byien

Answer 433

bother the front desk people

lol

Answer 434

eat food from the little refrifator

Answer 435

watch a movie, an X rated one

Answer 436

well you obviously have the internet, so it's kinda hard to be bored when u have that. get on aim, myspace, addictinggames.com, what's your fancy?

Answer 437

read something u like and then try to make it practical

Answer 438

go for a walk (nice avatar though)

Answer 439

cut ur toe nails

Answer 440

call room service!

Answer 441

check out

Answer 442

read bible, pool

Answer 443

Go for a walk.

Answer 444

go out and explore the neighborhood. take a walk!

Answer 445

go to shopping mall and empty your pocket by buying unnecessary things.

Answer 446

Not totally sure about this

Answer 447

read the bible or get a hooker? go bible

Answer 448

watch tv

jack off

eat pizza,

jack off,

pool,

jack off,

sleep,

jack off,

rape a maid?(optional),

surf a porn site, then jack off..



no choice but to jack off..

unless your girlfriend saves your day.. then you should ready your viagra! rock on!

Answer 449

put some music on and dance

Answer 450

watch TV.. listen stereo.. read books.. surf in the computer.. sleep..

Answer 451

Get nake and jump up and down on your bed...try it...you will have a big smile...lol

Answer 452

a lot of stuff. pool, computer, tv, rest, talk, eat, do whatever u feel like.

Answer 453

look at the brochures and visit one of them. thats wht i always do!

Answer 454

keep on stealing their soaps and steal from the other rooms too if they forgot to lock it, then complain to management that there are no soaps.

Answer 455

go swimming or sleep or just ack crazy lolz

Answer 456

count then number of smiths in the phone book.

Answer 457

Make animal noises(oink..oink...grrrr...) outside peoples door and when you hear them coming run!!! :o) or you can go to the bar (if the hotel provides one) and play pool and/or get drunk!!!! run around naked.....

Answer 458

u r kiddin me...u got these many answers for this stupid question

Answer 459

GO GET IN POOL OR HIT UP SOME FRIENDS AND U ALL CAN GET IN THE POOL...

Answer 460

tv

Answer 461

invite people to your room/ hall and have a party!!!

i go on my laptop and watch tv to and read!!!

Answer 462

I like to run and scream in the hallways during the night.

Answer 463

Run up and down in the hallways and yell BOOGALOOGAAAA

Answer 464

elevater ride

Answer 465

go huntin for chicks

Answer 466

go swimming, go play sports, are go to a movie.

Answer 467

go to the casino

Answer 468

camwhore hahahahaah

Answer 469

masturbate, read a book, watch tv....

the possibilities are endless.

Answer 470

take walk, might find something new, or met someone new

Answer 471

tv.pool,cell,laptop.sleep,room service

Answer 472

If you do not have antibacterial spray Clorox anywhere is really good. Do not touch your face after your hands have been on the remote. Do not sleep or sit on the bed spread. Do not drink out of the glass cups only the plastic cups sealed in plastic wrap. Do not sit on the floor. Do not put your naked butt on the floor of the shower. Do not eat off the table or the writing desk............................

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................etc

Answer 473

play pranks on ur neighbors =) =)

Answer 474

check out single man in the other rooms, lol

Answer 475

I like to leave the curtains and door wide open and be butt naked at the same time. If a cute gurl wants to join in the fun I welcome her with open arms. In your case it might be a guy.

Answer 476

rent some porn and take care of yourself if you know what i mean.

Answer 477

take long showers and play with your self

Answer 478

ride the elevators

Answer 479

DO A FATTY RAIL OF COKE AND JUST GO APESH*T!!! TRASH THE PLACE LIKE A ROCKSTAR SHOULD!!! START BY THROWING A CHAIR AT THE BATHROOM MIRROR!!! LIGHT THE CONTENTS OF THE GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE!!! PISS ON THE BEDSHEETS!!! FLIP THE MATTRESSES AND TOSS EM IN THE HALLWAY!!! PUNCH HOLES IN THE WALLS!!! IF THERE'S A CONNECTED ROOM BUST THROUGH THE DOOR AND GET THE NEIGHBORS INVOLVED!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Answer 480

LEAVE THE HOTEL

Answer 481

taco

Answer 482

i would:

1.make love to someone...if there's no one ..then masturbate

2.watch porn and masturbate

3.eat then make love

4.get stoned and make love

5.drink some wine and make love

Answer 483

movie

Answer 484

Really........... now call up room service only 2 eat your azz off........... I have your bill...PeAcE

Answer 485

i'd hook up with a couple of hot cheerleaders.. to read books...

Answer 486

Masturbate. It's fun, free and feels so good.

Answer 487

IMmessenger someone!!!

Answer 488

hearing songs

Answer 489

die your hair PINK, or any other color you feel like coloring it at the time... just have fun!

Answer 490

If you have internet just go to http://www.youtube.com

;)



Good luck.

Answer 491

go down to the lounge!

Answer 492

take a bath, raid the mini bar, rent an adult movie and enjoy yourself or with a partner, endless ideas,

Answer 493

www.craigslist.org



and search for the city that you are in... lots of fun stuff :-)

Answer 494

bored? just sleep.. it whiles away time fastest..

Answer 495

go to the pool

Answer 496

swim

Answer 497

bring something u like.. or buy if u dont have it.

Answer 498

lay by the pool.........walk around checking out guys.........shop......catch up on your reading.....

Answer 499

sleep

Answer 500

make a new avatar..it looks like a bad oil painting..

Answer 501

Relax and sleep well.

Answer 502

how about skinneydipping in the pool??

Answer 503

take a fat dump and then eat hot poop and watch tv

Answer 504

WATCH TV, MOVIES. SLEEP...

Answer 505

call those sex lines on the phone.And trash the room and blame it on the boggie man

Answer 506

get a vibrator when your horny and put it in your pussy and it feels like a dick

Answer 507

trash the place

Answer 508

you could go swimming

Answer 509

just sleep

Answer 510

talk to that beautiful stranger next door:)

Answer 511

i like your avatar it's matches with your real pictures

Answer 512

try the vibrating bed and do a scavengr hunt for different colord used condoms in the trash cans in different rooms.

Answer 513

have a party, cocain and BET, make sure you stay another day cuase there kicking you out at 1100 the next day

Answer 514

have some fun

Answer 515

does it have a pool

Answer 516

use a blacklight to see how much semen is all over your room

Answer 517

Think about...Life

Answer 518

party like its 2006..wait..it is 2006..ugh..nevermind

Answer 519

knock on ur neibor's door. when they answer it start frenching them. ( unless they're ugly ) then run away and watch porn

Answer 520

drink whisky

Answer 521

Find a liquor store, buy something and drink, drink, drink!

Answer 522

just eat and sleep or find company...

Answer 523

sleep allot.

Answer 524

I go swimming.watch a porn movie,food trip then sleep a lot.

Answer 525

Hi i have the prescription for just what you need to get un-bored,,, and re-bored ....... and stroked...... lol



good luck

Answer 526

read or play!

Answer 527

I would have alot of sex

Answer 528

hot tub! or go for a walk...

Answer 529

find someone to bump uglies with

Answer 530

sleep there itself....no need to do any thing

Answer 531

Steal $hit

Answer 532

love rxqueen screen name..I love that song from the deftones..is that where you got the name? anyways bored in a hotel..I would flash people from the window or moon them hahaha so funny

Answer 533

you could watch tv...

Answer 534

male escorts

Answer 535

tv in room movies calling laptop and ofcourse pool

Answer 536

i dont know

Answer 537

Do something you would do not at home.

Answer 538

hmm....we'll i can think of a few things to do .....as long as your not alon....

Answer 539

Everything you wouldn't do in your own home!!

Answer 540

Watch Porno

Answer 541

go out!! shop, swim

Answer 542

find four

Answer 543

be with me

Answer 544

i dont know.....STEAL SOME STUFF.....HOW DID U GET UR AVATAR TO BE BIGGER?

Answer 545

play hide and seek....lol

Answer 546

fack

Answer 547

enjoy yourself.

Answer 548

headstands

Answer 549

get that ROOMSERVICE.......order somegood stuffs wine or something .....get drunk and then you'll fall asleep...then later on when you wake up I bet you'll have something to do...



Have fun,...............

Answer 550

Read the bible.



Or watch porn.



Or do both at the same time.

Answer 551

have lots and lots of sex

Answer 552

ROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!loljk

ummmmmmm........you can read.................you can draw all that stuff

Answer 553

watch TV, play games, watch porn,

Answer 554

i sleep

Answer 555

sleep.

Answer 556

Masterbation and webcam.

Answer 557

Movie marathon!

Answer 558

i answered u q before...i usually dont stay at a hotel when we go on vacation...we're just there to sleep...but what i want to know is what are u doing online if the rates are six dollars an hour...? lol

Answer 559

run naked through the hallways

Answer 560

ding dong ditch

Answer 561

invite a friend :-)

Answer 562

o hell ya you know what







do the dirty dirty

Answer 563

masterbate.... then try to beat your record after an hour.

Answer 564

watch t.v.

Answer 565

ROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



& i love your avatar its so cute

Answer 566

Watch television.

Answer 567

talk to the bell boy.........

Answer 568

get cha' some girl!!!

Answer 569

this question's crap, give me 2 points

Answer 570

masturbate cmon you know you want to

Answer 571

Sex. Rent a porno.

Answer 572

depends if u r alone or not. If u r...go down to the lobby and make friends(be careful though)...talk to the bartender...go by the poolside. And if u r really super bored go knock on ur neighbour next door and pretend to borrow some sugar...u'll never know :P

Answer 573

have lots of sleep or sex,

Answer 574

Go somewhere. Get out of that boring place..

Answer 575

Order a movie, order room service, call an escort service, read a book, or go out...

Answer 576

find a guy and have sex

Answer 577

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SOMETHING YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE TIME TO DO IN YOUR VERY BUSY HECTIC LIFESTYLE...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TAKE A LONG HOT BUBBLE BATH

Answer 578

Go for a walk.

Answer 579

everything

Answer 580

one giant orgy

Answer 581

go to wal-mart and do any/all of the following:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.



2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.



3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.



4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.



5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"



6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.



7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.



8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms



9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"



10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.



11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".



12. Play with the automatic doors.



13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.



14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this ****, anyway?"



15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.



16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.



17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.



18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.



19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"



20. Put M&M's on layaway.



21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.



22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.



23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.



24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.



25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"



26. TP as much of the store as possible.



27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.



28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.



29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"



30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"



31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.



32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.



33. Take bets on the battle described above.



34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)



35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.



36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.



37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."



38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.



39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.



40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.



41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.



42. Two words: "Marco Polo."



43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.



44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.



45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.



46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them



47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.



48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"



49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.



50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.



51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."



52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.



53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.



54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.



55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.



56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.



57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."



58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.



59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.



60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.



61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.



62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.



63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.



64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"



65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"



66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."



67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.



68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!



69. put together random assemblies of products like a lime, vaseline, and a razor and drop them together in random people's carts



70. go to the dvds and try to scan them in the cd preview things and then through a tempertantrum when it doesn't work and claim you want your mommy.



71. attempt to pay for the layaways with monopoly money.



a lot of these will work nicely when modified to fit the hotel...such as darting around the hotel in a sheet and humming mission impossible or staging a sleepover in the lobby and things like riding the elevator singing showtunes at the top of your lungs.





also, create a fake myspace account for some random, non existent person and go add a bunch of random people asking them nonsense questions like "do you really want to keep that ducky? I'll buy it from you for 50,000 monopoly dollars"

Answer 582

play with yourself!!! or better yet, have sex!!!

Answer 583

JUST PLAY WITH YOURSELF! LOL

Answer 584

You have fingers go to town................

Answer 585

YOUR AVTAR IS PRETTY

Answer 586

sleep or make love!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 587

call me...

Answer 588

HAVE LOTS OF S.E.X

Answer 589

daydreaming....obviously.....lol

Answer 590

raid the mini frige

Answer 591

Go out the hotel

Answer 592

look in the phonebook its a barrel of fun

Answer 593

please read Quran-Karim. its also so nice book .

Answer 594

minibar.....

Answer 595

naughty!!!

Answer 596

Have sex.

Answer 597

well, just call me... ; )

Answer 598

i will do alotof things , that i dont do ..........

Answer 599

do everything

Answer 600

Ya can enjoy yer own company, if ya get me drift.

Answer 601

run throught the lobby

looking for bfs and gfs or something

or just do tricks off the bed and gets kicked out!

Answer 602

go check out the hotel and see if you can get a free towel lol,, just for something to do.

Answer 603

Find the Gideons Bible and read it. (also leave a dollar in it this will drive someone crazy later on)

Answer 604

ORDER PORN

Answer 605

ding dong ditch...............

Answer 606

order porn or something....

Answer 607

have sex with someone!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 608

sssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppp!

Answer 609

.

Love!

.

Answer 610

Make prank phone calls, take a black light to the walls and the sheets and the bathroom and stuff, watch a movie, moon people from your window, gamble, all kinds of stuff. go to a concert?

Answer 611

Call the other rooms ...just to chat

Answer 612

Sex!

Answer 613

spend all ur money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Answer 614

if..it..has..an..elavator..play..in..it..or..try..and..get..people..that..r..there..to..play..capture..the..flag

Answer 615

masturbate yourself.

Answer 616

have sex, what else?

Answer 617

have sex

Answer 618

masturbate..

Answer 619

sex

Answer 620

Moap around...play videogames...lol, Idk, sorry! ^_^ Good luck!

Answer 621

nice ****. wtf is wrong with bugzapper

Answer 622

If your in an Elevator: How To Annoy People In A Elevator

Act like a dog, growl at people.

Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.

Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.

Ask, did you hear that cable snapping sound?

Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Blow spit balls at the ceiling.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

Blow your nose on your sleeve.

Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

Bring a chair along.

Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).

Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

Call out, Group hug! and enforce it.

Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor youre on.

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

Clutch your stomach and gasp.

Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.

Collect an elevator tax.

Count down from 100,000 out loud.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!

Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, Thats mine!

Eat jello through a straw.

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.

Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements

Give religious tracts to each passenger.

Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyones fingers who attept to cross you.

Have a picnic in the elevator.

Have a seizure.

Hold the elevator door open and say youre waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, Hi John, hows your day been?

Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends.

Hug yourself.

Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

Hum the theme to Jeopardy

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"

Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.

Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.

Lean against the button panel.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

Leave a box between the doors.

Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Make farm noises.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Make sure the emergency phone is working.

Meow occasionally.

Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.

Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.

Offer hitman services.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.

Open a lemonade stand.

Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.

Pick your nose.

Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.

Play dead.

Play patty--cake with the door.

Play the harmonica.

Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.

Pray to Budda.

Preach about the end of the world.

Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.

Pretend youre a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

Read a book upside down.

Recite poetry in monotone.

Request for people to watch you Riverdance.

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.

Scratch yourself.

Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Shadow box.

Shave.

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons.

Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady".....pause.....repeat....continually.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce Youre one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce Ive got new socks on!

Start a sing-along.

Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

Tap dance.

Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.

Tell everyone about your love life.

Tell people you can see their aura.

Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.

Throw a party in the vator!

Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.

Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.

Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.

Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don't use deodorant.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Wear a Santa suit...in June.

Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.

Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers

When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now... motion sickness!

When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, Its okay, dont panic, theyll open again.

When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.

When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

When the elevator reaches another passengers floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.

When theres only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, hide it...quick! then whistle innocently.

Whistle the first seven notes of Its a Small World incessantly









General Ways To Annoy People

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.

Announce when you're going to the bathroom.

Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

As people talk, smell their shoulders.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

Ask people what gender they are.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

Ask to "interface" with someone.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

Be "in conference" all the time.

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"

Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.

Bring 15 things into the dressing room.

Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"

Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.

Buy it, wear it, return it.

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

Call every girl you know "dude".

Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.

Call everyone a communist.

Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.

Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.

Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

Call your neighbors collect.

Change Channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Chew on pens/pncils that you've borrowed.

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Claim you are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication - constantly, every time any language is mentioned, even if the comment is not directed to you

Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.

Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.

Continually try to get all of the people who write you letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that you can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.

Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.

Continuously mumble during a conversation.

Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.

Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.

Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Develop strategies for cutting into the front of lines.

Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

Don't clean the dryer lint screen.

Don't leave a message at the beep, just hangup.

Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back.

Don't stand during hymns and anthems.

dont use any punctuation

Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.

Draw mustaches on posters.

Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Drive half a block.

Drum on every available surface.

Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.

Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet.

Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.

E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.

Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.

Face the back when standing in an elevator.

Fart in cramped places.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".

Finish other people's crossword puzzles

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Flirt with a friend's spouse, lick your lips slowly, wink, etc.

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel.

Force everyone to remove their shoes when they enter your office "to prevent contamination."

Forget the pooper scooper.

Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Frantically change the date on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that you are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2000 Bug."

Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

Give little kids clothes for their birthdays

Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"

Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.

Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

Go up the down escalator.

Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.

Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

In an office, lock all the doors behind you.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.

Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.

Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.

Insist that your e-mail address be [e-mail]

Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.

Leave pages in the copier.

Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April.

Leave the toilet seat up

Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Leave your Metallica CD in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.

Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces.

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Lie to your therapist.

Light road flares on a birthday cake.

Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"

Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Make scary faces at babies.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi." (Hmmm, I guess our President has already co-opted this idea!)

Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)

Mow your lawn with scissors.

Name your dog "Dog."

Never break eye contact.

Never make eye contact.

Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.

On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.

On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.

On buses, attempt to convince the driver to take a really cool short-cut you know. Barter and haggle for your fare.

On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

only type in lowercase.

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

Open umbrellas in crowded hallways.

Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's gone now."

Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Pay tolls with $100 bills

Pee in the swimming pool.

Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.

Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.

Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.

Place your shoes on the table.

Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!

Plead with the person next to you for the window seat on the plane, and then get up fifteen or twenty times during the course of the flight complaining that you should have taken two spoonsful of "The Pink Stuff".

Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."

Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Practice the art of limp handshakes

Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.

Pretend you are invisible.

Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.

Pretend you're listening.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations.

Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Put everyone on speakerphone.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

Race the old woman for the last bus seat.

Rain on someone's parade.

Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.

Rearrange the keys on associates' keyboards to spell unflattering things about their mothers.

Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.

Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.

Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.

Remove single socks from laundry machines at public laundromats. Replace them bright red scarves which are especially prone to bleeding.

Repeat everything someone says as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Ride a unicycle to work.

Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in.

Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.

Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.

Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.

Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."

See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your agency's programs. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

Send emails to listserv when nobody else can

Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.

Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.

Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.

Set alarms for random times.

Shake with your left hand.

Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Sing along at the opera.

Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team.

Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ***.

Smell smoke often and announce it.

Snap your gum.

Sniffle incessantly.

Speak in a strong Welsh accent.

Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.

Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.

Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off.

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

Start to build a Star Destroyer. Build a mock-up out of popsicle sticks.

Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.

Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".

Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

Tailgate the elderly.

Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane

Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.

Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.

Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.

Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm or office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.

Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.

Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."

Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.

Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants.

Tell people they have bad breath.

Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

Tell teenagers how things were in your day.

Tell the ending of movies

Throw an Oh Henry in a public pool.

Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

Throw stones at people walking past your house.

Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

Touch strangers.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.

Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.

Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.

Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)

Wait until you get to work to shave.

Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them advice loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" or "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"

Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.

Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"

Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.

Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.

Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.

Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

Wear a lot..of cologne.

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Wear alarming combinations of pink and green and comment about everybody else's fashion sense.

Wear large hats during the movies.

Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.

Wear odd shoes.

Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

Wear your pants backwards.

When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.

When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)

When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.

When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.

When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.

When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.

When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.

When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.

When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."

When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?

When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."

When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.

When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.

When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.

When walking, talk to yourself constantly.

When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".

Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."

Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.

Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"

Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"

While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.

While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive and put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).

Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.







Annoying Things To Say To People



Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!

I work for the IRS.

Have you ever tried cat meat?

I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.

I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!

The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man next to me!

I puked on the last person who flew next to me.

My butt reeeally itches!

Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!

My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.

The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.

Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?

Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.

I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?

The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.

Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!

Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!

Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?

I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it or not!

This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.

Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!

If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.

Wanna buy a gerbil?

Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!

Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.

Wow, they could charge for that cavity search they gave me at the border!

I've just been treated for tapeworms.

Don Knotts is my favorite actor!

I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.

The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.

Did I tell you Charles Manson's my uncle?

I collect aluminum foil.

Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven year old boy without being ridiculed by his peers!

I work in a landfill.

I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all day long and then go home and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.

I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!

I work on a Japanese whaling ship.

We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship next Tuesday -- wanna come?







HAVE FUN

Answer 623

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Answer 624

Order porn.

Answer 625

make a booty call........get some snacks from the vending machine down the hall........check out the porn channel. How about you give me a call so that we could do all of the above

Answer 626

Do it yourself...LOL